Dr Cleverclogs


Interests
Saving the world • Counting fish • Collecting spoons • Drinking tea

Active projects
Project thimble • Project Pike

Bio

I came from the promised lands to solve all your problems. I do terribly clever things with the power of my mind and you should definitely give me unlimited grant funding. I currently supervise 20,000 students who all agree they’ve never had it better.

We should collaborate. Whether on research, changing policy, or reworking my memoirs as a Hollywood blockbuster.

Publications

  • Cleverclogs et al. (2023) Nessie is a type of chameleon, you need to look harder. Science.
  • Cleverclogs et al. (2022) Maybe it was a log, but I’ve had your citations and a promotion anyway. Peer J.
  • Cleverclogs et al. (2021) It was there when I looked, promise. Journal of reproducibility.
  • Cleverclogs et al. (2020) Undeniable proof Nessie exists. Nature.